Meth Coffee, a smooth, rich roast supercharged with maximum caffeine

and dusted with yerba mate, a powerful natural stimulant kept secret by shamans of the Amazon until now. This vibrationical catalyst for upstarts, earthquakes, and brain shifts is


roasted for you by a master druggist, bionical brain chemist, and coffee viscologist within hours of receiving


your order to guarantee maximum potency. E-Z re-sealable interlock bag keeps product fresh for repeated consumption